
JORDAN
I’M A DIRECTOR OF VALUE & INNOVATION. I’M THE MOST ORGANIZED PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET. IF MY DESK IS MESSY, SOMETHING’S WRONG AND IT’S PROBABLY BEST NOT TO TALK TO ME.
I’M A DIRECTOR OF VALUE & INNOVATION. I’M THE MOST ORGANIZED PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET. IF MY DESK IS MESSY, SOMETHING’S WRONG AND IT’S PROBABLY BEST NOT TO TALK TO ME.
I’m a Media Manager. My skills include creating paid media plans, being an excel prodigy, and solving a Rubik’s Cube in 28 seconds. And if you think that sounds hard, you should try pronouncing my last name.
I AM A SENIOR FINANCIAL OFFICER. I BALANCE THE BOOKS, REVIEW PO’S AND CALCULATE REVENUE FORECASTS ALL WHILE LISTENING TO HARDCORE SKATE PUNK. WHEN I’M NOT CRUNCHING NUMBERS I’M CRUSHING WHOEVER IS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME AT FOOSBALL.
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I PLAY WITH PIXELS AND COLOUR. I ALSO OCCASIONALLY STARE OFF INTO THE DISTANCE. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE RELATED TO MY FASCINATION WITH SHOWS ABOUT PSYCHOPATHS.
I’m the Director of Media & Audience Engagement. I meticulously research and plan every decision I make, which is great for clients but terrible when I go out for dinner. If you find an excel formula that chooses entrees, let me know.
I’M AN ACCOUNT SUPERVISOR. I WORK ON DEVELOPING STRATEGIES THAT HELP SOLVE BUSINESS PROBLEMS. I’M WHAT YOU CALL A GO-GETTER. ENOUGH EXCHANGING BUSINESS CARDS, LET’S GO-GETTER DONE ALREADY.
I’m an Account Director. I start every client relationship by reading everything I can about them and their industry. Then I go home and read novels. Like, two per week. I hope you enjoyed reading my bio, fellow reader.
I’M A SENIOR MEDIA STRATEGIST. I KNOW A HEALTHY PLAN WHEN I SEE ONE, AND KNOW WHEN IT’S TIME TO THROW AN UNHEALTHY ONE AWAY. IF IT WASN’T ALREADY APPARENT, I’M A BIT OF A HEALTH NUT. BEING RAISED ON TOFU DOGS WILL DO THAT TO A PERSON.
I’M A PUBLIC RELATIONS AND COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST. I’M AN IMAGE SHAPER AND A STORYTELLER. SOME TIME AGO, AN ORGANIZATION AND ITS AUDIENCE MET SOMEWHERE—BOTH EXCLAIMED, “WE LIKE YOU!” NOW YOU GET IT.
I’m a Brand & Design Director. I live for design fundamentals, brand experience and Okanagan reds. Lately, most of my time is spent guiding our designers and projects towards ideas that are fresh, vibrant and versatile. Kind of like the perfect pinot.
I’m the head of PR and strategy. My job is to see any issue or opportunity facing my clients’ businesses before they do. I also consider it my job to see Europe as often as I can. Give me a strong cup of coffee and I might even be able to do both in the same day.
I’M A SENIOR FINANCIAL OFFICER. I SPEND MY DAYS PROCESSING INVOICES, PREPARING FINANCIAL STATEMENTS AND LOGGING JOURNAL ENTRIES. I SPEND THE REST OF MY TIME VOLUNTEERING. AT THE END OF THE DAY I ASK MYSELF IF I’VE MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. I ALSO ASK MYSELF IF I REMEMBERED TO HIT SEND ON PAYROLL.
I’M A PRODUCTION STRATEGIST. I’M ALSO A DAD. A LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE SURE ANY PROJECT FROM A LARGE-SCALE PRINT JOB TO A REFRIGERATOR MASTERPIECE TURNS OUT THE BEST IT POSSIBLY CAN. EVEN IF THE ART DIRECTORS DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I PUT THEIR WORK ON THE FRIDGE.
I’M A #SOCIAL #CONTENT #STRATEGIST. BUT THERE’S MORE TO MY JOB THAN USING #HASHTAGS. I SCAN TRENDS, STUDY ANALYTICS, DEVELOP STRATEGY, AND CREATE POSTS. IT’S A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. ONE SMALL SLIP CAN BRING DOWN THE INTERNET. #JUSTSAYING
I’M A DIRECTOR OF STORYTELLING. I BELIEVE IN USING CREATIVITY TO HELP PEOPLE EARN A MORE REWARDING LIVING. I ONCE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GAIN 11 POUNDS IN AN HOUR AND EARNED THE TITLE, EDMONTON’S BUFFET KING. THE REWARDS WERE MANY.
I’M A DIRECTOR OF IT AND SYSTEMS. I KEEP THE BITS & BYTES FLOWING AND SPRING INTO ACTION IF THEY JAM UP; ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME THE OFFICE HERO WHENEVER THE INTERNET BLINKS OUT. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE ME MORE OF A HERO? RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS.
I AM A PARTNER AND PRESIDENT. IT SEEMS FITTING THAT THE GUY IN OUR OFFICE MOST IN NEED OF A HAT WEARS TWO OF THEM. PUSHING OUR CRAFT AND OUR COMPANY FORWARD IS WHAT FILLS MY DAY. AND MOST OF MY NIGHTS AS WELL.
I’m a Media Accounting Coordinator. I spend my days formulating budgets, spreadsheets, and the best way to sneak my dogs into work with me.
I'M A RECEPTIONIST, I'M AN OFFICE MANAGER, I'M AN EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. I MANAGE THE COMINGS AND GOINGS OF PEOPLE AND PACKAGES LIKE I MANAGE MY QUAD. ENJOY THE RIDE ON THE SMOOTH STRETCHES AND NAVIGATE THROUGH THE ROUGH SPOTS. IF I GET STUCK, I JUST JUMP IN THE MUD AND PUSH.
I AM A PROJECT MANAGER. I’M NOT KEEPING UP IF I’M NOT TWO STEPS AHEAD AND I’M NOT ON TIME IF I’M NOT FIVE MINUTES EARLY. IN OTHER WORDS, I’M EXACTLY THE PERSON YOU WANT KEEPING AN EYE ON YOUR BUDGET, TIMELINES & DELIVERABLES.
I’m the Receptionist. I’m an Accounting Assistant. I am the Office Manager. I used to work in childcare, which is where I developed my superb organizational skills. I run on flavoured coffee creamer and believe most problems can be solved with a snack and a nap.
I’M AN ACCOUNT MANAGER. I ENJOY WORKING THROUGH A CHALLENGE. OUT LOUD. WHILE EATING NACHOS. LOUDLY. MY COWORKERS LOVE THIS.
I’m a Web Developer. Code is my passion and caffeine is my muse. Working on a super-cool website is my version of a spa day.
I’M A DIRECTOR OF ACCOUNT SERVICES. I FOCUS ON STRATEGY DEVELOPMENT AND DETAILED PLANNING. THE NOTION THAT THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITHOUT SOLUTIONS IS RIDICULOUS TO ME. ALMOST AS RIDICULOUS AS WEARING JEANS AROUND THE HOUSE.
I’m a web developer. I live my best life behind the screen, especially when I find deals on all-inclusive resorts. I crush long codes while battling a short attention span. Most days I win, other days I-squirrel!
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I LOVE TO CREATE BEAUTIFUL THINGS. I ALSO LOVE TO SKI. I LOVE TO SHOOSH DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. OR IS IT SCHUSH? DON’T ASK ME. THAT’S WHAT WRITERS ARE FOR.
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I SPEND MY MORNINGS CRUSHING GOALS IN THE GYM, DAYS CRUSHING BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS AND EVENINGS CRUSHING NETFLIX WHILE FALLING ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. IT’S A HARD LIFE.
I’M A COPYWRITER. I STRIVE TO BE INTERESTING TO MY AUDIENCE WHILE STAYING BRIEF AND GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT. SOMETIMES I SMILE AND LAUGH TO MYSELF WHILE I’M WRITING. BUT FOR THE MOST PART, I JUST STARE AT MY COMPUTER TRYING TO FIND A BETTER WAY TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE EATING A PIECE OF TOAST.
I’M AN ACCOUNT DIRECTOR. IF YOU CAN’T FIND ME, I’M PROBABLY AT THE NEW RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET. OTHERWISE YOU’LL FIND ME AT MY DESK CAUSE I GOT MY MEAL TO GO. REST ASSURED, I LOVE FOOD ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE MANAGING YOUR ACCOUNT.
I’M A COPY DIRECTOR. I DEVELOP, INSPIRE AND OVERSEE CREATIVE STRATEGIES AND CONCEPTS. SOME CONCEPTS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS. LIKE CHEESE. SOME CHEESE IS AMAZING. SOME REALLY ISN’T.
I’M A DIGITAL STRATEGIST. I’M A FIEND FOR OPTIMIZATION, METRICS AND CONVERSION. I’M ALSO A FIEND FOR HAND WASHING. IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO PERFORM EMERGENCY SURGERY, I’M THE MOST HYGIENIC CHOICE.
I’M AN ACCOUNT MANAGER. I WORK CLOSELY WITH CLIENTS AND INTERNAL TEAMS TO FULFILL BUSINESS NEEDS. I LOVE RIDING MY BIKE AND DOING LONG-DISTANCE RUNS. ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SPINNING PLATES IN THE AIR ON A UNICYCLE WHILE JUMPING THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS AT WORK.
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I CREATE BEAUTIFUL, IMPACTFUL WORK THAT PRODUCES RESULTS FOR MY CLIENTS AND MY TEAM. I’M ALSO A BIT OF A STAR WARS NUT. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH MY WORK.
I’M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER. I PROUDLY DISPLAY MY ART ONLINE, ON PAPER AND ON MY SKIN. THE FACT THAT YOU’RE READING THIS MEANS THAT MOM WAS WRONG. I AM EMPLOYABLE IN SPITE OF MY TATTOOS.
I AM A MEDIA ACCOUNTING MANAGER. I CHECK AND RECHECK ESTIMATES, INVOICES, BUDGETS AND EXPEDIA AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY. I’VE LIVED ON THREE CONTINENTS AND I STILL HAVEN’T SEEN, PHOTOGRAPHED OR TASTED AS MUCH OF WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER AS I’D LIKE TO.
I’m the director of Lottery Operations. I live and breathe Hospital Home Lotteries. My dream day would involve gazing at the stars from a truck bed with George Strait playing on the radio.
I AM AN ACCOUNT MANAGER DEDICATED TO MY CLIENTS LIKE I’M DEDICATED TO MY LOVE OF GOOD FOOD AND WINE. I’M COMMITTED TO TESTING OUT ALL OPTIONS AND FINDING THE BEST PAIRING.
I’M A BRAND & GROWTH MANAGER. I COMBINE CONTENT STRATEGY, INBOUND MARKETING, AND A PINCH OF BLACK MAGIC TO HELP BRANDS GROW BIG AND STRONG. OUTSIDE OF WORK I’M A WEIGHTLIFTING, GUITAR PLAYING, PASTRY EATING, SPANISH SPEAKING, BOOK READING, COFFEE DRINKING MACHINE.
I’M A CONTENT COORDINATOR. I AM AN EMAIL-WRITING WIZARD WHO CREATES CONTENT LIKE POTIONS. MY MAGIC IS FUELED BY A CERTAIN DARK BEAN JUICE MORTALS CALL “COFFEE.” SPECIFICALLY, “LATTES.” AND SOMETIMES ADOBE CREATIVE SUITE.
I’M A DIGITAL PROJECT MANAGER. I PLAN, TRACK AND ENSURE ALL DIGITAL PROJECTS GET COMPLETED ON TIME AND BUDGET. I CAN’T BE BETTER THAN I AM BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW SUPERLATIVES WORK. YOU CAN’T BE BETTER THAN BEST.
I’M A LOTTERIES COORDINATOR. I HELP KEEP HOSPITAL LOTTERIES RUNNING SMOOTHLY WHILE RAISING MILLIONS FOR THEM. I LOVE GOING OUT FOR HIKES AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES – IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THAT BALANCE AND LEVEL UP OFFLINE AND ONLINE.
I’M A SENIOR MEDIA STRATEGIST. I DO MY BEST RESEARCH WHEN MY SPACE IS CLEAN. I DEAL WITH A DIRTY WORK SPACE THE SAME WAY JASON VOORHEES DEALS WITH NOSEY TEENAGERS – QUICKLY.
I’M A BRAND & DESIGN MANAGER. I SPEND MY TIME CREATING BEAUTIFUL ADS IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. IF YOU HEAR ME MAKING WEIRD NOISES BEHIND MY COMPUTER SCREEN, I’M PONDERING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. OR JUST THINKING ABOUT LUNCH. IT CAN GO EITHER WAY.
I’M A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER. I PLAN AND EXECUTE SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGNS. I’VE BEEN TOLD I SOMETIMES SLEEPWALK. MAYBE ONE DAY I’LL WAKE UP TO DISCOVER MYSELF SLEEPWALKING ON TIKTOK.
I AM A PARTNER AND CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER. I KEEP BUSINESS GROWING, OUR PROCESSES SMOOTH, AND OUR TEAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME. I ALSO PROVIDE EXPERT STRATEGIC GUIDANCE TO CLIENTS AND, OCCASIONALLY, HOCKEY TEAMS.
I’M A DIRECTOR OF VISUAL EXECUTION. AND A MUSICIAN. AND A GAMER. AND A FATHER. THIS WON’T TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, BUT THOSE ARE A GOOD PLACE TO START.
I’M AN ACCOUNT SUPERVISOR. I HELP ENSURE THAT BOTH MY TEAM AND CLIENT ARE MOVING FORWARD TOGETHER. I’M ALSO EXTREMELY ORGANIZED. MY BIGGEST IRRATIONAL FEAR IS A DESK WHERE MY COFFEE MUG IS WHERE MY WATER BOTTLE SHOULD BE.
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I SET THE VISUAL TONE AND ULTIMATELY DIRECT ALL VISUAL ASPECTS OF AN AD CAMPAIGN FOR A CLIENT. I PRACTICE MEDITATION DAILY, SO BEFORE SENDING EMAILS, I TEND TO REMOVE ALL ATTACHMENTS.
I’M AN ACCOUNT DIRECTOR. I APPROACH MY PROJECTS THE SAME WAY I APPROACH SURFING. MEANING I DIVE IN, KEEP MY EYES FORWARD AND PADDLE LIKE HECK. EVERY CLIENT IS AS DIFFERENT AS EACH WAVE, AND THE RIDE IS ALWAYS EXHILARATING.
I’M AN ACCOUNTANT. I SPEND ALL DAY ANALYZING THINGS. WHICH IS HOW I JUSTIFY SPENDING MY OFF-TIME WITH A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE AND A GREAT NICHOLAS SPARKS LOVE STORY. HEY, DON’T JUDGE. THERE’S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE.
I’M AN ACCOUNT MANAGER. I INTERACT WITH CLIENTS AND INTERNAL TEAMS DAILY AND NURTURE BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPS. MY LIFE’S MISSION IS TO ENRICH OTHERS’ LIVES WITH THE HANDSOMENESS OF MY GOLDENDOODLE.
I’M A PARTNER AND MANAGING DIRECTOR. I BELIEVE THERE’S NOTHING MORE INSPIRING THAN AWESOME PEOPLE. I’M ALSO AS AUSTRALIAN AS CROCODILE DUNDEE AND AS CANADIAN AS BEN JOHNSON.
I’M AN ACCOUNT MANAGER. AT WORK, I ORGANIZE PEOPLE AND PLANS INTO BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED PROJECTS. AT HOME, I ORGANIZE INGREDIENTS AND RECIPES INTO BEAUTIFUL DESSERTS. THEY’RE BOTH REWARDING, BUT YOU CAN’T EAT PEOPLE AND PLANS.
I’m a junior designer and production artist. I design, drink coffee, build out assets, and repeat. In another life, I’d be a stand-up comedian. I practice my set every Friday in the lunchroom. Cover’s free.
I’M THE DIGITAL DIRECTOR. I MAKE SURE PEOPLE INTERACT WITH A CAMPAIGN AT EVERY DIGITAL TOUCHPOINT. I’M ALSO ANNOYINGLY OPTIMISTIC. MY FUNNEL IS ALWAYS HALF FULL.
I’M AN ACCOUNT MANAGER. I’M THE BRIDGE BETWEEN THE CLIENT AND THE AGENCY. I ALSO TEND TO SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY ON THINGS I DON’T NEED. I NEED TO START FINDING HOBBIES OUTSIDE OF WORK THAT DON’T INCLUDE MY CREDIT CARD.
I’m a digital project manager. I set up and run web projects from start to finish. I spend an inordinate amount of time listing—just to get the satisfaction of crossing stuff off my list. Business card write-up, done.
I’M A DIRECTOR, TALENT & ACQUISITION. MY MOTTO IN LIFE—AND IN HUMAN RESOURCES—COMES FROM HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: DON’T PANIC. IT COMES IN HANDY MORE THAN YOU’D THINK.
I’M A COPYWRITER. I MAKE ART WITH WORDS AND SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH STORYTELLING. I SET TRENDS, BUT NEVER FOLLOW THEM. THAT’S RIGHT, I’VE NEVER SEEN GAME OF THRONES. I STIR THE KOOL-AID AND WATCH OTHERS SIP IT.
I’m a Junior Front-End Developer. If I weren’t designing beautiful, functional websites, I’d be designing beautiful, functional interior spaces. Want to hear a joke about construction? It’s still a work in progress.
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I LOVE MY JOB. I THINK UP IDEAS AND SEND THEM OUT INTO THE WORLD AS BEAUTIFUL, CREATIVE EXPRESSIONS OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. WHICH IS ALSO HOW I THINK OF DISNEY MOVIES. HAVE ALL MY PROJECTS BEEN INFLUENCED BY THE LION KING? NO. BUT AT LEAST ONE WAS.
I AM A DIRECTOR OF CONVERSION AND PARTNER. I CONVERT STRANGERS TO LEADS, LEADS TO BUYERS AND WALLFLOWERS TO WILD THINGS ONE CLICK AND ONE COCKTAIL AT A TIME. LOOK UP TO LEARN MORE.
I AM A PARTNER AND CHIEF STRATEGY OFFICER. I MEET. I HAVE MEETINGS ABOUT MEETINGS FOLLOWED BY MEETINGS ABOUT NOT MEETING. WHEN I’M NOT IN MEETINGS AND SOMETIMES WHEN I AM, I ADVISE ON STRATEGIES AND EXCEED CLIENT EXPECTATIONS.
I’m a resource manager. I try to keep things organized and workloads balanced so everyone is content. I love the Beastie Boys, which makes sense, as I’m always fighting for people’s right to party.
I’M A MEDIA MANAGER. I BUILD THE MEDIA LANDSCAPE BY CONNECTING PEOPLE AND BUSINESS. IF YOU’RE EVER SITTING DIRECTLY BESIDE ME, YOU MIGHT HEAR THIS WEIRD CLICKING SOUND. IT’S JUST ME BLINKING. PASS ME MY EYEDROPS?
I’M AN ART DIRECTOR. I DEVELOP CREATIVE CONCEPTS THAT HELP SOLVE BUSINESS PROBLEMS. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HAVING AN INNER CHILD. I DON’T. I HAVE AN INNER OLD LADY WHO WANTS TO GO TO BED BEFORE 10PM. AND CREATE ART USING TWIGS, MOSS, AND HORSEHAIR BRUSHES.
I’M A COPYWRITER. I’M ALSO A MUSICIAN IN MY BAND, UNCLE SUSAN. I LOVE WRITING SONGS JUST AS MUCH AS WRITING A KILLER CAMPAIGN. ONLY MY SONGS USUALLY DON’T HAVE CTAS.
I’M A JUNIOR WEB DESIGNER. I’M FASCINATED BY ARCHITECTURE—BOTH IN BUILDINGS AND IN WEBSITES. I HOPE TO SOMEDAY BUILD THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING OF WEBSITES.
I’m an Account Director. I tackle client relations and understanding their needs with passion, style and enthusiasm, much like my forever fave, Frank Ocean. Who I would also tackle with passion, style and enthusiasm.
I’m a Senior Finance Officer. I ensure everything runs smoothly and everyone gets paid. I stay active in a variety of ways; I love traveling and keep mentally sharp with chess. I’m like James Bond, only my license is in Accounting.